Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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