jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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