Rock
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Fuck
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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