Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
im holly from the hills drunk
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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