it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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