Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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