Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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