Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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