Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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