it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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