Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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