So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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