i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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