Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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