Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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