why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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