I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
