every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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