just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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