Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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