my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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