I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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