So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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