I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
