sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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