So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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