just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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