So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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