Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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