Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My ass is underappreciated
i think i just lost a toe
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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