Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
All I want is dick and wine.
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