Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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