didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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