i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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