no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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