Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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