How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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