Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Blood and glitter go together right?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Randomize
