I just pynch a tree in the face
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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