some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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