I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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