Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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