i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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