U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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