Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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