Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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