with your own penis?
You made me cry and you don't even care
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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