he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
