You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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