How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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