No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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