Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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