is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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